In the boys will be boys department, we have Jonathan Locke an 8th grader from Lakeland, Florida. This young man has been suspended from riding the bus to school.
What crime did this beast commit? It wasn't fighting. He didn't get caught carrying a concealed (or unconcealed) weapon. There were no drugs involved. He didn't speak unkindly to the driver or another student.
Yes, you guessed it, Jonathan farted.
"Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink [sic] that you can't breathe after he does it," Was the quote from the bus driver.
If we were to crack down on boys farting to make other kids laugh, the girls on the school buses would have a lot of room. For his willingness to take a stand for boys everywhere, I give Jonathan a SALUTE, from afar that is.
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